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UNCOMMON EXOTIC PLEASURE BOTANICALS!!!
OFFERING POTENT HERBAL FORMULATIONS FOR FEELING MARVELOUS, MOOD-SENSITIVE & RELAXED; ”SWEET TREAT” FORMULATIONS for the Pleasuring and Well-Being of Body, Mind & Spirit, from the planet’s foremost “Sensitive” ethnobotanical cooperative: Exotic Botanical Resources!!!
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***SEVENTH HEAVEN “SWEET TREAT” MENU***
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1) SHANGRILA ZOWIE WOWIE (tm) (Gnarly Sweet Grass) Absolutely, the most significant Legal “Personal Choice”; ”Sensitive / Responsive” Primo, non-cannabis / marijuana; non-tobacco Smoking Botanical on the planet!!!
2) PROSAKA (tm)High-Ratio extracts in tablet form for Calm, Balance, Serenity & Peaceful living
4) SWEET VJESTIKA (tm) (Aphrodisia Drops) Erotica / Intimacy “Sensitivity” Enhancement at its finest for men & woman.
5) GENTLE FEROCITY (tm) HeavenSent “VIRIPOTENT” Energization / Appetite Suppression Tablets without the inclusion of Caffeine or MaHaung Herb or Ephedrine!!!
(Please Note: Definitive product information, pricing and introductory offers are listed in the following text.)
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
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To discover the Ultimate in Legal Pleasures, read on!
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1) Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm)
This is the PERSONAL CHOICE “SENSITIVE / RESPONSIVE” SMOKING (“SMOKA”) PRODUCT WE HAVE BEEN WANTING TO OFFER!!! THIS IS THE PRODUCT AND THE VALUE $$$ THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IN A PERSONAL CHOICE “SENSITIVE / RESPONSIVE” SMOKING (“SMOKA”) PRODUCT!!! THIS IS THE PRODUCT THAT YOU WILL BUY AGAIN & AGAIN!!
We have been in the business / science of developing non-cannabis, personal choice sensitive smoking agendas for a good, goodly whileAlong this avenue of ethnobotany; we have always strived to achieve greater and greater “Sensitivity / Responsiveness” & Aphrodisia within our gourmet smokables and brewsAnd indeed, we have. Many of these previous products are still marketed today by companies who are less developmental than our botanical resource cooperative. Even our own two ~signature~ “smokables” (Ragga Dagga & Stoney Mahoney) are as of this writing discontinuedThat Shangrila Zowie Wowie is by far such a superior product is undeniable, therefore; it makes no sense to us at all to offer any other smoking product. Quite simply we have surpassed even our own expectations of excellence, thereby; our definition of excellence has evolved. This “Shangrila” project has been in research and development for sometime on two fronts…1) Firston an agricultural levelfields for our Gnarly SweetGras
s must be planted and be allowed to propagate for several years before initial harvest can even be undertaken (this is how the botanical achieves “potent significance” much like the regimen of ginseng.
). Also, harvest time is limited and can take place only twice a year, as like the “hemp plant”, maximum potency is only achieved after “flowering” occurs, although; unlike the hemp plant and, for that matter, unlike most herbs, the entire base plant of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (leave, stem & root) is all “viripotent”, which makes this “gnarly stoke” a botanical phenomenon!! As well, most potentiating factors of Shangrila, as well as the primary botanical factor of Shangrila, will not achieve “viripotency” if grown in our hemisphere, therefore; Shangrila is indeed a multi-national, multi-complicated, agricultural undertaking. However, all of this undertaking has indeed been worthwhile!!! 2) Secondly, the potentiating / infusion regimen used to enhance the attributes of Shangrila has also taken a long time to bring into potent fruition as there are many balancings of the various molecular factors involved in the completion of Zowie Wowie. We are most pleased to be able to say; as you wil
l note in the experience of Shangrila Zowie Wowie; that this process has achieved fruition.
Suffice to say, without any hype or glype, Shangrila Zowie Wowie Gnarly SweetGrass is without a doubt, the most significant, non-invasive, non-cannabis, “sensitive / responsive”, personal choice, absolutely legal (cannot fail a drug test), smoking (“Smoka”) botanical on our planetprobably in the universe!!! Hard to believe that this product is ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!!
* Mill-stoned & honed
* Depressive regressive!
* Psychologically uplifting!
* Good-bye stress, anxiety & restlessness!
* Sophisticated, well-balanced “ambiance”.
* Inspires contemplativeness and creativity
* “Potentiated” & “viripotent”!
* 4 – 5 draws lasts a good, goodly while
* Sweet aphrodisia! (Horny Goat Weed factoring)
* Simultaneously; uplifting and relaxing!
* Easy ignition.
* Smooth draw
* Sweet, heady taste.
* Easy on, easy off!
* SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!
* No “munchie” factor.
* No failed drug tests!
Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) Gnarly “SweetGrass” botanical is best utilized as a viri-potent “Smoka”, via an herb-pipe. As is an herbalist’s way, four or five draws of “Smoka” should be inhaled and retained. For the non-smoker, it is most appropriate to engage this herbaceousness as a potentiated tea/brew. (Steep approximately one teaspoon of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) herba per one cup of water for ten minutes or so & strain.) When smoking Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm), please draw gently as it is a most preeminent “Sensitive / Responsive” Smoke. Both a personal water-pipe (huuka) (water-pipe is included with quarter pound can only) and a standard herb-pipe are included for your smoking convenience and delight. Smoke and Brew concurrently is absolutely a “Sweet “Sensitive” Treat”!!!
Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) “Sensitive / Responsive” Smoka includes and is potentiated with the following non-irradiated, Mill-Stoned & Honed, exotica botanicals and botanical essences: Half-edged Lily-rare Bian Lian (lobeline factors), Kona Lactuca virosa, Yucatan Turnera aphrodisaca, Hawaiian Vervain (Maui strain), Siberian Leonorus Sibricus, rare Lotus Leaf, Jamaican Blue Verbena officinalis, Spanish Peumus Crocus Sativa, Chinese (flowering-tops only) Horny Goat Weed, Ginko Biloba, African Cola Vera, and African Wilde Dagga (flowering-tops only). Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) does not include any tobacco or any cannabis factors. Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) does indeed achieve gourmet distinctionupon its own merit....
Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) is not intended for use during work or while driving. Nor should it be enjoyed during pregnancy. In addition, although no factor in Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) is illegal or regulated, it is the ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that Shangrila Zowie Wowie (tm) not be sold or offered to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age. All things in their time....
one each 1 oz. bag (includes herb-pipe only)$80.00 plus shipping
one each 4 oz. Q.P.C.; (Quarter Pound Can) (includes herb-pipe & personal brass huuka)$150.00 plus shipping (also included with each Q.P.C. purchase is a FREE 2 oz. pkg of our Capillaris Herba)
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
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See our money saving Introductory Combo Offers, below!
Call 1-623-974-2295 for information, or to order
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2) PROSAKA (tm)High-Ratio extracts in tablet form for Calm, Balance, Serenity & Peaceful living.
This Prosaka formulation, which we have just recently further potentiated, boasts an extremely loyal and abundant patronage, having been available to market at large now for a number of years. Prosaka botanical tablets were originally introduced as a botanical, supplemental alternative to various traditional medications that are prescribed for stress, anxiety, depressiveness, mood enhancement, insomnia, excessive dream activity, etc. We like to use this analogy: Imagine the circumstances of your life to be hurricane-ish Certainly, Prosaka will not stop the wind from blowing. However, it will help to center you within the calm eye of your hurricane, so that you will better see your living and make your decisions from a calmer, more serene, more balanced perspective. Please note that when undertaking any supplemental herbal regimen in this arena, it is important to make a personal commitment to the therapy. It would make no sense to purchase Prosaka and to take it only sporadically or
only briefly. It is for this reason, although Prosaka is a very expensive formulation to produce; that we offer 300 count containers at as much of a reduced price as we are able to offer.
Prosaka is an exclusive, proprietary amalgamation in tablet form which includes the following uncommon botanicals, extracts, flower-top essences and essential oils: Radix Salviae, Sensitive Mimosa Bark, Arillus Euphoriae, Shizandra, Frutcus Mori, Caulis Polygoni, Zizyohus, Tang Kuei, Cedar Seed, Sweetflag Rhizome, Cuscutae, Amber, Radix Scutellariae, Evodia, Longan, Arisaema, Cistanches, Radix Polygalae, Red Sage Root and Eucommia. No factor contained within Prosaka is restricted or regulated by law. All botanicals contained within are non-irradiated and are of pharmaceutical grade.
Suggested Usage: 1 - 2 tablets; 2 to 3 times per day as needed. Best taken on an empty stomach. (During times of intensity up to 10 tablets per day may be utilized.)
Also Note: Prosaka is not intended to supercede physician's care nor is it intended for use during pregnancy.
Aqueous Kathmandu has only been offered to market at large for a short while. However, in a short time this product has achieved a tremendous, very happy following
Aqueous Kathmandu (tm) “Sensitive/Responsive” Happiness Drops(Temple “Quantum” Variety)Indeed; a Happiness Brew from the Kathmandua.k.a. “Secret Fire”from a toke-smoke point of view, if you know what I mean and be groovin’ the scene Who du the Kathmandu? Noweverybody can du the Kathmandu! (that is, if you’re 21 years of age or older) Aqueous Kathmandu is engaged to holistically inspire and instill “sensitive/responsive”; happiness and mellowness without the detriment of carcinogenic inhalation (smoking). Aqueous Kathmandu is absolutely legal and does not contain any controlled, considered to be harmful or regulated herbs or cannabis/marijuana factors!!!!
As “smoking” has become so socially taboo over the years and as so many people have asked us for a liquid product, we have long strived to bring a quantum-factored/concentrated liquid product to fruition. This has been no easy task for a variety of botanical and technological reasons. Finally; we are able to say that this task has been accomplisheda “Sensitive” herbal/botanical awakening, if you willas we have introduced and brought to market Aqueous Kathmandu (tm) Happiness Drops, Temple “Quantum” Variety, a.k.a“Secret Fire”. “Secret fire”indeed!!!
-NO NEED TO SMOKE / NO CARCINOGENIC FACTORS!!
-ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! NO PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED.
-NO FAILED DRUG TESTS!!
-DOES NOT INCLUDE CANNABIS or any TOBACCO variety.
-BETTER THAN KAVA KAVA, ST. JOHN’S WORT, ETC. QUITE SIMPLY, IT IS A SUPERIOR PRODUCT!!!
-MELLOWNESS / WELLNESS / HAPPINESS.
-MANY FINE GANJA VIRTUES WITH NONE OF THE NEGATIVES!!!
-AMBIANCE LINGERS A GOOD, GOODLY WHILE
-BETTER SLEEPING, BETTER DREAMING
-NON-INVASIVE, NO DOWNSIDE!
-SOPHISTICATEDPOISED; SWEETSWEETAMBROSIA!!!
-ENcHANtS THE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!!! OOH LA LA!!!
-PROMOTES BODY / MIND / SPIRIT INTIMACY
Contents: Aqueous Kathmandu is a unique botanical substantiality. It is offered and marketed as such. Undisputedly, it achieves “distinctive accolade” of its own merit Aqueous Kathmandu is absolutely legal and does not contain any controlled or regulated or harmful herbs or cannabis factors. However, it is our mandatory ethical policy that Aqueous Kathmandu not be offered to individuals who have not yet attained at least 21 years of age (all things in their time). Please note as well that Aqueous Kathmandu is not intended for usage during work or while driving. And, as is true of all substance and indulgence, this product should not be enjoyed during pregnancy. This proprietary formulation does include the following quantum-ratio, core-extracted/refined botanicals in an alcohol base as a preservative: Albizzia flower-tops, Drachsha, Chavana Prash, Lactuca Virosa, Hybrid Flowering Turnera Diffusa, Wild Dagga, Capillaris Herba, Angelica Root, Zizyphi Spinosae, Buplerum, Hybrid V
aleriana officinalis Root, Albizzia flower-tops, mature Polygonum Vine, Calea Zacatechichi, Crocus Sativa flower-tops, Leonorus Sibricus buds, Cinnabaris, Margarita herba, Biotae Orientalis, Salviae Mi
ltiorrhizae Usage Instructions: Shake well. Mix 30-50 drops with juice or water (best on empty stomach). Ambiance lasts about two hours or so. Not intended for use during pregnancy or while working or driving. Keep out of reach of children.
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~ Aqueous Kathmandu “Happy Drops” PRICING ~
one each 2 oz. bottle (90+ usages) $115.00 plus shipping
two each 2 oz. bottles $170.00 plus shipping
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
4) SWEET VJESTIKA (tm) (Aphrodisia Drops)Erotica / Intimacy “Sensitivity” Enhancement at its finest for men & woman.
Even we did not imagine the “sweet” customer appreciation that Sweet Vjestika has enjoyed. Now; more potent than ever due to higher concentrations of Sweet Vjestika’s botanical factors; this is intimacy enhancement at its finest.
Sweet Vjestika is an erotic aphrodisia; sexual intensifier/enhancer liquid amalgamated extract for men & women. Indeed, a HeavenSent Treasure of PleasureTo entice your Passion, To intrigue your Desire, Enchantment’s Rapture, Sweet Vjestika Fire
The Tantra Sacrament of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops Extravagantly Inspires and Enhances:
*Sensitivity to touch
*Desire to touch
*Desire to be touched
*Fantasy
*Lust
*Rapture
*Uninhibitedness
*Erogenous sensitivity
*Sexual courageousness
*Sexual gentleness and ferocity
SWEET VJESTIKA APHRODISIA DROPS
*Prolongs and intensifies foreplay
*Prolongs and intensifies orgasm / climax
*Inspires body, mind, spirit orgasm / climax
*Inspires and enhances body, mind, spirit communion betwixt lovers
*Inspires and enhances the enchantment / glamourie of Love....
Deva Dawnish; Tantric “facilitator”, says of Sweet Vjestika....
“I will absolutely keep a lifetime supply of this Sweet Vjestika just because it is so sweet! It is a major mood enhancer. It makes me feel happy and serene. Certainly a joyous demeanor. Having done several RAVES in L.A. I would definitely say that Sweet Vjestika has a similar energetic orientation. Definitely a very balanced body, mind, spirit experience. I love doing these Erotomania Drops.”
“It is extremely arousing and sexual although it makes me feel more erotic than horny. It makes me feel very, very sexy.... sexual. I find that I just can’t stop squirming and I just want to touch everything. It is definitely an emphatic touch thing. Everything just feels so good to touch. It makes me want to touch myself.”
Contents: Whole MaHuang, Bee Pollen, Epimedium Angelica, Rehmannia, Ginger, Schizandra, Polygonatum, Adenophora, Tremella, Tang Kuei, Reishi, Codonopsis, Eucommium, Lycii Berry, Ligusticum, Peony Root, Fo Ti, Atractylodes, Ophiopogon, Royal Jelly, Euryales Seeds, Poria, Licorice, Mountain Peony Bark, Cormi Fruit, Rose Hips, Prince Ginseng, Scrophularia, Alisma, Astragalus, Fennel, Buplerium, Cypera, Aconite, Polygala, Red Sage Root, Jujube Seed, Lotus Seed, Tien Chi Ginseng, Ligus Ticum, Psoralea, Dodder Seed, and Cisthanches in a solution containing 24% pure grain alcohol as a preservative, distilled water and Lecithen as an emulsifier. Suggested Usage: Sweet Vjestika is extremely potent. Use 10 - 15 drops sublingually or in juice or tea, not to exceed 25 drops. Best when taken upon an empty stomach approx. 45 minutes before intimacy. Based upon 25 - drop increments there are approx. 60 dosages per 1 oz. bottle. Usage should not exceed 2 doses per week. Persons taking any pres
cription medication or suffering from depression or anxiety, should consult with their health care provider before using. This product is not intended for usage by persons with abnormal blood pressure
or any cardiovascular malady or any thyroid dysfunction. Nor is it to be used during pregnancy or by any person under 21 years of age.
one each 1 oz. bottle (approx. 60 dosages) $90.00 plus shipping
two each 1 oz. bottles (approx. 120 dosages) $140.00 plus shipping
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
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Questions? Speak to one of our knowledgeable staff;
Call 1-623-974-2295 for information, or to order.
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5) GENTLE FEROCITY (tm)HeavenSent “VIRIPOTENT” Energization / Appetite Suppression Tablets without the inclusion of Caffeine or MaHaung Herb or Ephedrine!!! NO JITTERS, NO INABILITY TO SLEEP AT BEDTIME, NO STRUNG-OUT FEELING!
A non-caffeine, non-ephedrine, non-ephedra, non-MaHuang; virpotent, herbaceous prescription for the dynamic energization of body, mind and spirit.
This Gentle Ferocity Formulation is amalgamated in accordance with the fundamental Taoist herbal principle of botanical interactiveness and precursorship which in essence is a molecular equation of the relevant botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycosides interacting with one another to proliferate molecular communion and thereby to achieve demonstrative herbal efficaciousness without negative implication to any aspect of human composition. These Gentle Ferocity Cordial Tablets are incredulously and thoroughly effective. Enjoy!
Suggested Usage: 1 - 2 tablets as needed. Best taken on an empty stomach. Not to exceed 6 tablets per day. Please Note: Persons with high blood pressure or any cardio-vascular malady should consult with their health care provider before engaging Gentle Ferocity. Also: Gentle Ferocity is not intended for use during pregnancy nor is it intended for acquisition by any person who has not attained at least 18 years of age.
two each 300 count jars for $220.00 plus shipping (reg. $260, save $40)
three each 300 count jars for $290.00 plus shipping (reg. $390, save $100)
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
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Capillaris Loose-leaf Herba is a very calming, happy sort of smoking/brewing herba. Capillaris Herba is a singular botanical and is best utilized close to bedtime as it is a very sedate herba. Not as potent as Shangrila Zowie Wowie from a smoking perspective (no legal product is), but well worth your attention! Many folks find that if they partake of both smoke and brew that not only do they go to sleep very happily, but that their dreaming life is often nicely enhanced
Capillaris Herba botanical is best rolled or bowled when engaged as a “Smoka”. As is an herbalist’s way, four or five draws of “Smoka” should be inhaled and retained. For the non-smoker, it is most appropriate to engage Capillaris Herba as a most peaceful brew/tea. (Steep approximately one teaspoon of Capillaris Herba per one cup of water for ten minutes or so & strain.)
Capillaris Herba is not intended for use during work or while driving. Nor should it be enjoyed during pregnancy. In addition, although no factor in Capillaris Herba is illegal or regulated, it is the ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that Capillaris Herba not be sold or offered to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age. All things in their time....
****( All intro offers include a FREE 2 oz. package of our Capillaris Herba (regularly $65.00).
PLEASE NOTE
All Exotic Botanical Resource Product are intended for sophisticated adult usage. No Exotic Botanical Resource product is intended for use during pregnancy and although no factor or product is regulated or illegal, it is the mandatory ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that no XBR product be sold or offered to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age. All things in their time....
A) NORTH INTRO OFFER featuresone; Quarter lb. can of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (incl. huuka & herb-pipe) & one; 300 count container of Prozaka tablets for$180.00. ( Reg. price $280.00; You save $100.00. )
B) SOUTH INTRO OFFER featuresone; Quarter lb. can of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (incl. huuka & herb pipe ) & one; 300 count jar of Gentle Ferocity tablets for$190.00. (Reg. price $280.00. You save $90.00. )
C) EAST INTRO OFFER featuresone; Quarter lb. can of Shangrila Zowie Wowie
(incl. huuka & herb pipe ) & one; 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops for$170.00. (Reg. price $240.00. You save $70.00 )
D) WEST INTRO OFFER featuresone; Quarter lb. can of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (incl. huuka & herb pipe ) & one; 2 oz. bottle of Aqueous Kathmandu Liquid Smoke for $170.00. (Reg. price $265.00. You save $95.00. )
E) WET INTRO OFFER features. one; 2 oz. bottle of Aqueous Kathmandu Liquid Smoke & one; 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops for $145.00. (Reg. price $205.00. You save $60.00. )
F) APHRODISIA INTRO OFFER features one; Quarter lb. can of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (incl. huuka & herb pipe ) & one; 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops for $150.00. (Reg. price $240.00. You save $90.00. )
G) MINI INTRO OFFER features one; 1 oz. bag of Shangrila Zowie Wowie (incl. herb-pipe only) & one; 100 count container of Prozaka tablets for$110.00. (Reg. price $135.00. You save $25.00. )
To place an order via credit card or for customer assistance & product information, please Call 1-623-974-2295, six days a week, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, Monday through Saturday. (All orders are shipped next day via US Postal domestic and international Priority Mail). Beyond business hours, please enjoy automated convenience. Leave your name and phone number and a convenient time to return your call. Certainly, we will be happy to do so. Thank you for your kind attention. Many blessings to you and to your loved ones.
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